New inventions

It occurred to me, as I was down on my hands and knees scrubbing dried up banana of the floor, that someone should come up with a way to market mushed up banana as an environmentally friendly adhesive. Because it sticks to just about anything.

Also, a millionaire, it would make of someone, if they could figure out how to turn drool into a form of energy. Tanner has produced enough in the last few weeks to run the street lights in a small BC town for, probably, months.